Probably the lamest name you could imagine, but don't be put off. The first thing your going to realise when meeting new people at Uni is their is always the 3 questions.

     1.  Whats your Name, although some people choose to by-pass this.

     2.  Where are you From, although this persons gonna forget it before this conversation ends.

Believe me, you will repeat this information probably about 7 to 8 thousands times before the week ends.  But on Monday night all this irratation will be erased as people will only have to glance at your T-shirt to know.  Still sounds a bit dull...well then you can write what the hell you want on your T-shirt.  Your Number, other peoples number, messages... what ever really.  It should be funny when people are a bit intoxicated.

Wear your white T-shirts down to the JCR and use pens provided.

 

The Beach Party should give you a chance to let loose a bit (or a lot), with a beach dress code (open to interpretation).  But if you wana wear speedos, then you go ahead and do it, and I will proudly shake your hand as you enter.  There will be a general selection of beach...er...stuff, with a surf board simulator to top it off.  Should be a laugh, with late licence remember to pace yourself.  You don't want to be the person being dragged back to your flat at 11, make sure you make it to 11:30.

 

An oportunity to sign up to various sports clubs (Wed) and societies (Thurs), but don't be put off if your not interested in signing up to anything.  The amount of freebies available is massive, from posters to sweets.  Just take a look.

@Student Union and Marquee

By what ever hang-over cure you like in advance of this one, because this is going to be good.  A crawl round some of the best spots in Reading, ending at a top Nightclub, and because us students are in such hot demand free drinks and freebies will be readily available.  Transport has been aranged to bus you all into town, buses are not avilable back so that you can stay until the morning if you want. 

    # Where you Live, BULMERSHE, try splitting it up if its difficult Bul-mer-she.

    # What Flat you live in

    # That making a fort out of the kitchen Table and Chairs is a little odd

 

"Do you expect me to talk."  "No Mr Bond, expect you to gamble your Student Loan."  Lol, no only joking (seriously don't).  The JCR for one night only will be transformed into a Bond style casino, with various casino tables, horse racing & Bond Girls obviously.  This is an oportunity to rectify an previous drunken behaviour, with some smooth gambling.  However the bar will be open, with a late licence obviously. 

@ JCR (or the Red Dragon JCR Casino)

 

Th last day of Freshers week should be a cracker, with several bands playing live at the JCR.  The night should be one to remember, so drink and be merry because I promise I will be doing the same. 

Zane Lowe performs at the Student Union Whitenights Campus.  Tickets are limited and expensive, so I suggest the free live music at the JCR.  With late licence and only a 4 minute crawl from the halls, its a lot eaiser (and probably better).

@Student Union